For the Good of the Family
The fact that I’m dangerously close to being considered a chocolate addict has NOTHING to do with why I bought all these candy bars yesterday. NOTHING.
In fact, two reasons prompted me…neither of which have anything to do with being dangerously close to being considered a chocolate addict.
1. They were dirt cheap. Yes, I buy food from a “bent and dent” store. The bars with the orange stickers were 3 for a dollar.
2. Most importantly, I bought these for the good health of my family. Because I feel it’s very important for a family to develop nutritious eating habits. And far be it from me to deprive them of any health food within my capacity to buy. (I guess that means I need to take the bars out of “the secret drawer”?)
Told you it was health food. *BIG smile*
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July 1, 2008 6:05 pm
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How wonderful, our pastor says dark chocolate will heal whatever ails you! He swears by it:)
Well,who can argue with that? I mean, IT’S ON THE LABEL!
I can’t believe they put that on the back of the candy bar. Haha
Kelly
I see you bought only dark chocolate which is much healthier than milk chocolate! It actually is not really bad for you…dark chocolate has antioxidants, dietary fiber and less fat : )